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Just expect a little acid, that's all....

Question 1

Dear Sam,

I'm married to a rat. What should I do?

Signed,

Married only 24 Hours

Dear Married only 24 Hours,

Maybe the trouble is not enough pussy. Up the ante. Get a puma.

Sam

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